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Reason's why S.Vincent will most likely be single forever....
1) The 2 month salary I would be spending on your engagment ring is 2500 dollars. Your mother and friends would cry out of despair at the sight of it, instead of happiness.
2) I have more spiders in my house than cookies, candy, cakes, pastries, and chocolate combined. Number of spiders: 20 give or take, number of combined desserts: 0
3) my legs look better than yours, the jealousy will kill you
4) I am prone to random appearence changes for the worse and then refuse to change even though I don't like it either. Such as mustaches, long ugly hair, excessive tan-ness.
5) I will never care about my current vehicle so long as it runs.
6) I only floss once a week.
7) I wake up very early in the morning (5AM) and make lots of noise
8) I hate vacations lasting longer than 2 days.
9) I hate large parties, dance clubs, drinking games
10) my hair is disappearing at a rapid pace.
11) I will most likely tell you that you look fat, even if you don't
12) You will care about things like image, emotions, family, friends, money and your job. I will not
13) I have a picture of a baby skelleton as my computer background.
14) You will cry or be upset about something important and I will laugh at you........every time.
This post written while listening to: TV on the Radio "Wolf like Me"
5 comments:
Most of the testosterone carriers I know consider flossing more than once a week to be extremely excessive. You're not as bad off as you think.
doesn't that mean I am actually worse off by flossing since most men who have girlfriends don't?
It probably means you may want to consider ceasing to floss altogether or, in lieu of that, seeking a boyfriend.
I'm kidding. Please don't stop flossing.
once a week sounds on point. It was the 5am and lots of noise (along with the next few answers, which I don't remember) that would turn me off. Then again, I'll be at that time tomorrrow so what am I talking about?
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