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Reason's why S.Vincent will most likely be single forever....

1) The 2 month salary I would be spending on your engagment ring is 2500 dollars. Your mother and friends would cry out of despair at the sight of it, instead of happiness.

2) I have more spiders in my house than cookies, candy, cakes, pastries, and chocolate combined. Number of spiders: 20 give or take, number of combined desserts: 0

3) my legs look better than yours, the jealousy will kill you

4) I am prone to random appearence changes for the worse and then refuse to change even though I don't like it either. Such as mustaches, long ugly hair, excessive tan-ness.

5) I will never care about my current vehicle so long as it runs.

6) I only floss once a week.

7) I wake up very early in the morning (5AM) and make lots of noise

8) I hate vacations lasting longer than 2 days.

9) I hate large parties, dance clubs, drinking games

10) my hair is disappearing at a rapid pace.

11) I will most likely tell you that you look fat, even if you don't

12) You will care about things like image, emotions, family, friends, money and your job. I will not

13) I have a picture of a baby skelleton as my computer background.

14) You will cry or be upset about something important and I will laugh at you........every time.

This post written while listening to: TV on the Radio "Wolf like Me"