Wednesday, January 04, 2006

skank in the bank

I love the term skank. I find that if one woman really hates another woman, that is the best term they use. Famous cases of skanks include Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tara Reid, Lynnsey Lohan, and Christine Aguilara. Men generally have no opinion about these girls, but mention those names around other females in an appreciative way and you will undoubtidly get a quick lip curl snarl. That being said, the local banks around here have quite a reputation for hiring skanks as bank tellers. You can tell they had a hard night of indirect prostitution so they are not exactly perky at 9AM. They're staring at the clock waiting for their next cancer stick break and a cell phone call to the 30 yr old guy they slobbered over to talk about a trip to planned parenthood on the lunch break.
http://canalabalada.com/2005/mirabilandia/09-07/P1141851.jpg

I know I said I wouldn't talk about it anymore because I don't want to spoil it. But I spent a good 3 hours last night watching "The L Word" on Showtime. I was up way past my bedtime. Plus any show that has cameos of Snoop Dog and Pam Grier is a must see and it stars Jennifer Beals from Flashdance. I love it more and more with every episode I catch. This show is awesome awesome awesome. If you don't have premium cable, you can probably rent them on DVD at blockbuster or netflicks. I'm tellin ya, best show on TV.
http://www.qgiftsonline.com/store/media/the%20l%20word/l_word_season_2_lg.jpg

Enjoying some fabolus water today. I am reminded of me and my college roomate grzy's top 5 list of best things ever not including sex. In no particular order they were : Coffee, Water, Naps, Baseball, and Eggs. At least, I think that's what they were. As expected, we would change that list on an almost daily basis, but I think those were the ones we often agreed on. Feel free to make your own list, but keep it to yourself cause I don't want to change my world.
http://www.things.org/~jym/pix/just-coffee.jpg
http://bottledwaterstore.com/Ty%20Nant%20group.jpg
http://www.chrismclaren.com/sarah/wp-content/2004-10-17-0843-121.jpg
http://yankees.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/10103764_1.jpg
http://www.eggs.ab.ca/recipes/images/maple_syrup-fried_eggs.gif

This post written while listening to: Jason Mraz-Waiting for My Rocket to Come

1 comment:

Alex said...

dude, your links to pictures are so hilarious and CONSISTANTLY hilarious to boot. kudos.

and again i laugh at your scolding to update my blog hours after i had.

 

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