There's nothing safe about Canada

To some people, Canadian Geese are harmless. Sure there are lots of them, but so what, right? All they do is browse the fields for insects in the ground, pick them out along with lots of grass for fiber, then poop it out.

However, I doubt you thought that if Canadian Geese were 2000 times bigger, they would be picking humans off the ground, along with lots of trees and buildings for fiber and pooping US out! Well.........I have thought about it. And, I got my eye on you, Canada. You, and your little geese too.

This post written while listening to: Tegan and Sara "The Con"