Ashley Angel is not a girl

"First off, f*&k your bitch and the click you claim. West Side when we ride, come equipped with game. You claim to be a playa, but I f*&cked your wife. We bust on Bad Boys, niggas f%$k for life" -Tupac

Gotta love the gangsta rap! Moving on, if I hear more about people not clicking on the pics that I post, I will use that lyric when I pimp slap you. The pictures are 50% of the blog for christmas sake.
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I think I have mini-insomnia. I say mini because it's not that I can't sleep, it's that I don't want to. I've examined my fear of sleep and it doesn't have to do with the dark or an uncomfortable bed or night terrors. I think its because I don't want to start the next day. You see, if I go to sleep that accelarates the time in which I have to start the next day and have all the same responsibilities all over again. So, it's not really a fear of sleep or the inability to do so, it's really just more of me ducking responsibility. So basically, I hate the fact that I just got done with one day and now I have to sleep so I can do another one in literally the blink of an eye. Eventually my fatigue overcomes my will and I pass out, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.
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Anyway, I like to partake in late night TV when I am avoiding the responsibility of sleep. I think late night TV is the best because it has the most variety of any of the viewing periods. You can see news, the best infomercials, comedy shows, cheesy soft-porn movies, 80's and 90's re-runs, etc. In reality though, I don't watch too much TV in general because I fall asleep around mid-night, so maybe 2-3 hours worth of TV. That said, don't pin the couch potato label on me yet.
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Last night I watched MTV. Which is an almost never seen channel by me anymore because most of their shows, although decent, are series type shows. Meaning, you have to watch the previous shows to understand and appreciate what is going on in the current show. Plus, I dislike most people my own age and younger so MTV is not exactly S.Vincent friendly.

I watched True Life: I'm on Steriods and the new show There and Back. Now, the steriods show is a pretty sad display of using idiots and scare tactics in order to push corparate policy. Not that I am for steriods or plastic surgery or stripper lives or any of the other True Life shows that provide a view into the life of one of these people. But no one of these activities is all bad. There are very happy steriod users and plastic surgery patients and strippers out there, otherwise there wouldn't be any. Not that MTV is gonna show you that, it would be too ethical in providing what is supposed to be a documentary. If you watch MTV for educational reasons, you're beyond educational help anyway. That's the moral of this story. I'm not gonna go into detail on this show because it could be disertation that would fill 5 posts. I won't bore you with something 90% of you don't care about.
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There and Back on the other had, was a very interesting show I will tell you about. It's no L word, but what could possibly be better than lesbians anyway; not a fair fight. It's about the post O-Town career of Ashley Angel. Sweeeeeeet. Now, I was only going to watch a couple mins of this show at first to get a few chuckles before sleep, but then.......Stop Action Commentary happened. I'm talkin' Zach Thomas style straight from ninety-duece Saved by the Bell. Obviously, there was genius at work here and I would be fool to not see this out.

The premise of the show is Ashley Angel getting back into the music business after the O-Town fallout, and dealing with his solo career and family and financial issues. At the beginning of the first show, AA is dealing with an un-cooperative producer and lives with his prego-wife and her mother. His wife is an epic bitch. Everything that comes out of her mouth is down-talk about AA's old band and his idea about the future. Everytime she talks, the life goes out of his beautiful blue eyes. Anyway, AA talks to the owner of his record company and gets a check so he can put a downpayment on his house. At the end of the show, AA and Prego-Epic-Bitch sit on the beach and have an Anniversary Picnic and AA sings her a love song. I wanted to take the guitar and smash her in the face and that be her anniversary present. I pity AA, and as soon as that hoe has his baby, I would take it away from her and name it epic-bitch and make a hit record about it. AA should make a booyah face, and it should look like this:
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This Post written while listening to: U2-Hasta La Vista Baby! (live from Mexico City)