what's an 8 letter word for "kicks ass and takes names"?

yeah, I do my crossword puzzles in pen, and I don't make mistakes either. Take that tentative sissy puzzle gamers. I laugh at your mind games. I find them unintimidating and thus attack them without regard for anyones welfare. I scoff at your indecisiveness and your amateur-esque approach to all things uncertain.

Anne Hathway is on the free agent list. I am kicking myself for not clearing enough cap space in the 2004-2007 seasons. Now I can't afford her and she'll probably go to a big market franchise like Shia LeBeouf or Ryan Gossling. Looks like I'll have to continue to scour the Triple A farm system.