The talent is long lasting, not everlasting

Sometimes coming up with material to write about is hard. Well actually, the problem is that coming up with the thoughts is not neccessarily hard, but designing a coherent way to convey it. I have thousands of thoughts every day and sometimes I record them, but that is not good enough to create an entire paragraph on. I find myself in a connundrum of running out of writing talent or maybe, running out of easy talent and it puts a nice little damper on my posting frequency.

However, any idiot knows that any effort is better than no effort at all, so just writing about my writing is the solution. Like the title says, "the talent is long lasting, not everlasting".

I never understood what people feared about Willy Wonka and the ol chocolate factory. I know the oompa loompas are creepy, and the river boat trip with the slide show of oompa loompa land is a little scary, but we live in a real world of many small orange people and places that are awful (two words: Lindsay Lohan and New Jersey) If you can't face your fears and persevere onward, you won't make it very far. You can't push the stop button on the VCR of Life.

One of my favorite treats of all time is a donut and coffee to dunk it in. Not just for the taste, which is fabulous, but for the fact that the coffee soaks the donut down so you can pound it in 1/4 of the time of a dry donut. That way not many people catch me in the fatness zone.

A few tips on how to shave like a champion.
1) stop using cheap shaving cream. We live in a world of wonderous variety and superior technology, stop buying the same thing as your dad does. The creamier the cream, the better. A good test is that your skin should feel lotioney after the razor drags across it. It should have a thick consistency and spread out thickly over the surface like icing on a cake. Personally, I use Aveeno Cream

2)less is better. The longer the hair, the softer the root is and it will shave smoother away. If you need to shave everyday, you should use electric. Don't wait too long though, otherwise the hair is too long and will clog and yank out instead of cut. Personally, its every 7 days for me.

3)sharpness is key. A blade gets 2 face shaves per use or one set of legs shaves. Use disposable razors, they are cheap and well designed these days. An expensive razor does nothing for you if you try to extend the life of the blades past its effectiveness because they cost a lot to replace. Personally I use Shick Slim Twins

4) Moisturization and Alcohol. A must after every shave. The alcohol insures proper hair regrowth by preventing infection and the moisturization keeps the skin soft and moisturizes the new skin layers so they surface properly. You don't need fantastic expensive lotion, but a good lotion used frequently. Personally I use Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion.

........No, YOU'RE A FAG!

The internet will never be perfect to me until I can easily find exactly what I want.

The internet will always be on my good side while I can still get access to things like this, this, and this.

The two best comedians I saw specials on last year were Jim Gaffigan and Louis CK.........not Dane Cook.

Alright, S.Vincent over and OUT!

This post written while listening to: Jimmy Eat World "Futures"