If she were president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln

That was from Waynes World. Another movie on the list of "anytime, anywhere" movies. Now, the girlfriend in that movie was not quite up to snuff either. But, in the case that Wayne was an ugly loser anyway and would never score a hot girl to begin with, AND, she had an asian exotic rock star novelty to her, she was an appropriate artistic fit to the movie.

Speaking of asian exotic, the girl from Memoirs of a Geisha is the hottest Asain person I have ever seen. Micheal the Coxswain excluded. She was hottest in the movie "House of Flying Daggers" but hot in general, all the time. Her name is Ziyi Zhang, and I write her letters everyday, so back off, she's mine.

Is it just me, or are scary movies making a comeback? Not since the early 80's have I seen so many out in theatres. Plus, I don't know anyone who is watching them. The past year, the movie market has been flooded with them. Saws, rings, etc. Oh well, I could be scary monster too. I used to like the genre, I'm a Steven King nut, but ever since I started living alone and taking hallucinigetics, I have to steer away.

Why do they make flavored pet food? Do the pets say which one they prefer? I don't get that. Why don't they make pet food and thats that? I know dogs that eat poop, so they obviously don't know what the eff they are doing. Stop this stupid cherade to sell more pet food.

Why in gods name aren't coffee shops open earlier and later? If I owned a coffee shop, it would be open from 4:00 AM - 12pm and then 4:00PM to 12AM. They are in the business of peoples energy and they need it in the early AM and in the late PM. Why is this so hard to understand? I hate that I have to get gas station coffee at 5:30 AM because Starbucks and Kona/Cassablanca are not open.

Did you ever notice that you only really feel inclined to honk your horn at a bad driver when someone else is in the car with you? When I am alone, I am the calmest driver ever, but with someone else in the car I feel the need to protect my driving reputation with horn honking. I think a lot of people do this, along with picking their nose a lot when they are alone in the car.

Jack Black is hosting Nickelodeon awards shows now? how tragic.