wireless internet is ruining my trip

Wireless internet is a good thing. A good thing if you have a laptop computer and the conviction to carry one. Unfourtunatly, I have neither due to the imbalance of my mooching desires compared to my independence desires. That said, I am typing on what I think is an Apple IIe complete with a 5 x 9 floppy disk drive and green and black screen.

A hotel no longer needs to have a good lounge computer when they offer free wireless, which just about all of them do these days. One of the unforseen consequences of this services.....for moochers.

So I'm going to hand write a few posts and put them up once I get home cause I can't work with this thing. But a quicktrip update is that it has rained steadily and been in the mid 40's both days that I have been in south carolina. It snowed while we were in Virginia, and I may have drooled on myself after eating a chocolate protein bar, and that drool may have looked like poop. Of course to battle this weather, I have a hooded sweatshirt.......and that's it. So my disposition has been anything but sunny. I could tell you some of the scary things that have been going on beneath my undergarments that are reachig unprecidented levels of intrigue and surprise due to the levels of coldness and water saturation, but this is a family blog.

Keep checking the twitter for random useless updates till I get back. Me and little S.Vincent miss you PoVegas :)

A gorilla with a microphone in its mouth......

I know I have been a bit sloppy in my posting habits as of late, but I am over some of the small humps (lovely lady lumps) that have gotten in my way. Now we are back with a bizz-ang....

Our good buddy Rob Dyrdek is back with an awesome new show on MTV called "Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory". I can't say how happy it makes me and how happy his receptionist Chanel could make me with just 15 minutes of her time.

Quarter Year Album Analysis.....I figure we can talk about some new music every quarter. That way your whack-ass can be updated on the freshness and tight with all the big money beezo's.

I will be going on an extended trip for the next 10 days or so, but I plan on posting on the goings on with plenty of pictures if I can wrassle myself a computer. I'll also be twittering as much as I can so get wise and follow me already!

Wait.....do they have computers and electricity south of the Mason-Dixon yet?......shit

like a foreign pizza delivery guy......

You're looking for me and waiting for me, but I am no where to be found.

You call me, and I tell you "5 more minutes".

30 minutes go by, you call again, and I say "5 more minutes"

You were just craving some pizza when you ordered, but now you are like Tom Hanks towards the end of "Castaway".

You're considering calling another pizza place, but you know karma is not your friend and as soon as you hang up the phone from ordering said pizza, there I will be, in my 84' rusted grey civic looking frazzled.

So you wait, and you call again, and I say.....

"I no pizza for you?"