"I'm going to kill you.......when I find you"

Don't you hate it when you smell something bad? Don't you hate it when you smell something bad and you know it is coming from you? But......doesn't it really make your blood boil when you smell something bad, you know it is coming from you and you CAN'T FIND OUT WHERE IT IS COMING FROM!!? You spend like 5 hours sniffing every article of clothing you are wearing, sniffing your hands, sniffing your car seat, your bag, your shoes, your breath, your armpits, your crotch.......okay, too much embarassing info now, but you get the drift. Nothing you smell is the culprit, and then you stop sniffing and then THERE IT IS AGAIN.

...... maybe its the inside of my head that smells