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Long time, no blog huh?

I know I have been away for a while here, but I have trouble starting a blog without a clear direction as to where I am going. I am not much of a free writer. Anyway, I am going to be going on Vacay (as skanks say) for a little while, so i may not be able to get a blog out for the next ten days. Don't count me out though, you never know when I might hi-jack a nerd and steal his blackberry.

The title this week comes fromm my new favorite on commercial on TV from M&M/Mars Co for Milky Way Bar. I love the whole concept of comfort in candy. Both of the actors are stupendous and the dialogue is great. I could completely put myself in that guys shoes !and! it has a hot girl with an accent! A bunch of health freaks are gonna go bonkers over the fact that it promotes eating to satisfy sadness and obesity, and the commercial may get pulled soon, so see if you can watch it. I unfourtuanatly was not able to find it on the internet, and thus I am a very blue panda bear.

The new Volkswagon line is stupendous as well. Every single version I have seen for the new GTI MkV is awesome. The overly german (yes I said overly german) engineer makes it funny just when he arrives on the scene. Plus, hes making fun of the reverse skank, which of course is a Douchebag. Now, I am talking about the commercial where the engineers talk in ebonics with a heavy german accent and smash rice burners. Not, the ones where the car owners make friends with their "fast". Those are really good too, especially when the guy tells his girlfriend shes too fat and will weigh his car down, but "the engineer" line is far and away funnier. Unfourtunatly, I could not find this online either. You must see it.

Two more commericials. Anything by Sonic Fast Food resteraunt and the new Dial Soap for men with its beautiful use of the Tuba.

Ingenious Idea for all you entrepeneurs out there. Undershirts made with a double layer of cotton in the armpits. Why has no one done this yet? Not exactly the end to pitstains, but at least some protection. Its like a maxi-pad for your armpits. Pause........throw up.....continue.

I hate Sarah Jessica Parker. Everything about her sucks...flakey girls scream in anger...continue. She's completely phoney and full of her own style and pseudo culture.

I really like Conan O'Brien's show. The dance moves, the spazzing out, the interupting of his own jokes, all of it. I don't get to see it enough because it is on too late at night, but I really enjoy his show. He reminds me of myself when I have way too much caffiene; which is 9 out of 10 days. I feel like he's kinda fallen off the popularity scale with Jon Stewart taking most of his mojo. Jon Stewart says hes a comedian, but honestly, I feel he takes himself way too seriously and then says he doesn't. I like conan because he is silly, and that is what I need. Jon is too hypocritical for me, I don't hate him, but I just don't like his style. He's a popular Dennis Miller/Bill Maher with more props and supporting actors is all he is.

Bode is a stupid dick, with medal or without. I feel making fun of him is too easy, so I won't, but he more or less sucks and is more or less the epitomy of dumb jock who never grew out of high school. News Flash: You're not cool because you can drink beer and ski.

Does anyone else with a crappy car feel like selling it everytime your fuel approaches E?

This post written while listening to: The Fray "How to Save a Life"

PS: I actually listen to this stuff, its not an ad from the Blogging Software, just to put that out there.