I would also like to add that I have my fathers gun, and a scorching case of herpes.

There are certain movies that I don't think that I would ever get sick of watching. One of those movies that you've seen a million times but everytime it's on, you stop. These are not neccesarily great movies, oscar winners or best pictures or anything like that. In fact, more often than not, they aren't. An oscar winner has too much pressure on it every time you see it. They make you feel like you have to respect them when they are on. How dare you get up to pee! How dare you make a snack in the middle of me! Don't you know who I am?! I am an oscar winner! Don't just watch me, give me your soul!

In the sprirt of this, I saw Ferris Buellers Day Off was on and being that I was in the perfect mix of depression/boredom, it was the perfect movie. Some uncommon observations about the movie: Sloan could have been hotter. When casting a lead hot girlfriend, she should be smokin hot, someone to drool over. Her voice is great, I have dreams about her voice, but we could have dialed up the looks on her a little bit. I mean, it is a hollywood movie, lets go people. A 7 on the scale of 1-10 doesn't cut it. Jennifer Grey, ferris' sister was hotter. Wow, hows that for a scary thought?

If Mr Rooney knew Ferris was not home, why was he so anxious to get inside the house?

For your general info, other movies of this nature. Big, Predator, The Abyss, Caddyshack, Kindergarten Cop, Star Wars, Top Gun, The Shining, When Harry Met Sally, Field of Dreams, Point Break, Coming to America, anything with Christian Slater, The Goonies, etc x infinity. These movies you are pretty much sick of you've seen so many times you're almost numb through them. But in the right frame of mind, you are watching and need it like a drug. Big is seriously Prozac for me. I feel better everytime I watch it.

Baseball Season starts soon. Yip-fucking-E, its about time. I am 2 steps away from playing myself I miss it so much. Fantasy owners, get pumped!

I've come to the conclusion that I HATE elastic. (notice the emphasis on hate) It looks awful on anything. Cuffs, waist bands, hats, jacket midsections and bottoms. Way too "One Size fits All"

Keira Knightly is smoking hot. But in a pose down, I'm still picking my Milla

V for Vendetta is a good movie. Nothing stunning, but very enjoyable and you feel like you are not wasting any time.

This Post Written While Listening To: The Cure "No Title"

And it looks like an oil can.....YEAH!

hello friends, I missed you. I should have posted something earlier but back here at the ol PoVegas corral, the tards don't know how to use computers, so I actually had mucho work for once. I gave my co-workers some crayons and a cardboard box from a furnace and told them to go build me a fort while I saved their lives. Not that I was indignant or anything.

I hate vacations, I hate breaking the normal routine of my day. I don't mind change, I just hate temporary changes. If you're gonna change something, make it permanent. It make me angry to go on a vacation for longer than 2 days. But then once I am on one of those long vacations, I never want to leave. I want to set up shop and get to work on the S.Vincent Project. So you can see that vacation is a time of turmoil for me. Mondays ain't got shit on a S.Vincent on vacation mood.

I kinda broke my camera. It sounds like death when I open and close it now. Like a mini portal to hell is opening and closing. I think I got sand in the lens or something. Either way, my super cool/super-nice camera now sounds like I got it with a couple of box-tops of cheerios and 6.95 S/H.

Did you ever have one of those driving weeks? Am I the only one this happens to? The ones were you almost get into like 6 different accidents and hit every curb and run like 500 red lights. I hate that, it's like you went back to being 16 for a couple of days and you don't know what you're doing anymore and you don't look any of the right directions anymore. Although with my car, I think it may be trying to commit suicide without my knowledge. I was driving like a NJ fooker for like 3 days there and people's lives were in danger. I wish I had an Aztec sun clock or something so I knew when this cycle was going to come around again, so I can stay off the road.

Why doesn't anyone climb trees after the age of 16 for recreation? I used to climb all over stuff and it was fun. Are we too concerned with safety? Is it less fun? With the amount of strength and flexibility I have now, I would be an awesome tree climber. Damn shame

Don't you hate it when someone says something other than "Have a Nice Day"? Such as "Have a nice Lunch" and you're not really listening or, it's too late to hold back the automated response of "You too"? I sound like a freakin idiot! I do it all the time because I have the bad habit of finishing other sentences and jumping in conversations too quickly. Here I am waiting for you to say "Have a Nice Day" so I can say "you too" and they throw the effin change up at me! I never try to talk my way out of it either. I just let it go because the only thing worse then saying the wrong response, is stammering around an explanation.

This post written while listening to: The National "Alligator"

You are a buffet of manliness

Long time, no blog huh?

I know I have been away for a while here, but I have trouble starting a blog without a clear direction as to where I am going. I am not much of a free writer. Anyway, I am going to be going on Vacay (as skanks say) for a little while, so i may not be able to get a blog out for the next ten days. Don't count me out though, you never know when I might hi-jack a nerd and steal his blackberry.

The title this week comes fromm my new favorite on commercial on TV from M&M/Mars Co for Milky Way Bar. I love the whole concept of comfort in candy. Both of the actors are stupendous and the dialogue is great. I could completely put myself in that guys shoes !and! it has a hot girl with an accent! A bunch of health freaks are gonna go bonkers over the fact that it promotes eating to satisfy sadness and obesity, and the commercial may get pulled soon, so see if you can watch it. I unfourtuanatly was not able to find it on the internet, and thus I am a very blue panda bear.

The new Volkswagon line is stupendous as well. Every single version I have seen for the new GTI MkV is awesome. The overly german (yes I said overly german) engineer makes it funny just when he arrives on the scene. Plus, hes making fun of the reverse skank, which of course is a Douchebag. Now, I am talking about the commercial where the engineers talk in ebonics with a heavy german accent and smash rice burners. Not, the ones where the car owners make friends with their "fast". Those are really good too, especially when the guy tells his girlfriend shes too fat and will weigh his car down, but "the engineer" line is far and away funnier. Unfourtunatly, I could not find this online either. You must see it.

Two more commericials. Anything by Sonic Fast Food resteraunt and the new Dial Soap for men with its beautiful use of the Tuba.

Ingenious Idea for all you entrepeneurs out there. Undershirts made with a double layer of cotton in the armpits. Why has no one done this yet? Not exactly the end to pitstains, but at least some protection. Its like a maxi-pad for your armpits. Pause........throw up.....continue.

I hate Sarah Jessica Parker. Everything about her sucks...flakey girls scream in anger...continue. She's completely phoney and full of her own style and pseudo culture.

I really like Conan O'Brien's show. The dance moves, the spazzing out, the interupting of his own jokes, all of it. I don't get to see it enough because it is on too late at night, but I really enjoy his show. He reminds me of myself when I have way too much caffiene; which is 9 out of 10 days. I feel like he's kinda fallen off the popularity scale with Jon Stewart taking most of his mojo. Jon Stewart says hes a comedian, but honestly, I feel he takes himself way too seriously and then says he doesn't. I like conan because he is silly, and that is what I need. Jon is too hypocritical for me, I don't hate him, but I just don't like his style. He's a popular Dennis Miller/Bill Maher with more props and supporting actors is all he is.

Bode is a stupid dick, with medal or without. I feel making fun of him is too easy, so I won't, but he more or less sucks and is more or less the epitomy of dumb jock who never grew out of high school. News Flash: You're not cool because you can drink beer and ski.

Does anyone else with a crappy car feel like selling it everytime your fuel approaches E?

This post written while listening to: The Fray "How to Save a Life"

PS: I actually listen to this stuff, its not an ad from the Blogging Software, just to put that out there.